A joke I found somewhere

HER DIARY
Day night, I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a cafe to have some coffee. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment. Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk, he agreed but he kept quiet and absent. I asked him what was wrong - he said, "Nothing". I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said it had nothing to do with me and not to worry.

On the way home I told him that I loved him, he simply smiled and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior; I don't know why he didn't say, "I love u, too". When we got home I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore.
He just sat there and watched TV; He seemed distant and absent.Finally I decided to go to bed. About 10 minutes later he came to bed. I decided that I could not take it anymore, so I decided to confront him with the situation but he had fallen asleep. I started crying and cried until I too fell asleep. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster……………………..



HIS DIARY

Today India lost the cricket match against Bangladesh. DAMN IT. !!!!!!!!!

My objectives (in order of priority)

1. To do my work. To
the best of my ability. In my own eyes, it is my work that defines me
completely.
Mind you, I do not say that I should only do rocket science. Even if I am doing hard labour, I will do it with dignity.

2. To earn more money.
Who said money is nothing. Money is a very useful tool. Why not have as
much of it as possible?

3. To spend more money. What
happens to a tool when you don't use it? It rusts.

4. To enjoy the all the pleasures in life. He he... if you know what I mean.

Some interesting quotes :-

Tom Cronin: He's making his (Jason Bourne) first mistake.
Nicky: It's not a mistake. They don't make mistakes. They don't do random. There's always an objective. Always a target.
Pamela Landy: The objectives and targets always came from us. Who's giving them to him now?
Nicky: Scary version? He is.


If you think it is as simple as it seems to be.... try and understand this :-

"many commercial systems have provided fixed-priority scheduling for real-time tasks [Khanna et al. 92, Custer 92] in addition to round-robin scheduling for timesharing, often with the drawback of the possibility of starving timesharing tasks [Nieh et al. 93], while still providing no guarantees for real-time tasks unless they are executed at the highest priority."